Well, here goes nothing. Since there hasn't been an assignment to this effect as of yet, allow this first post to serve as a bit of an introduction to what is to come. How about a list, that usually works?
- These posts/memes/etcetera may usually come across sounding like Cracked articles, or at the very least, mediocre impressions of Cracked articles rather than hackneyed attempts to capture the mood of said articles to create a similar fan-base for myself, though the latter is certainly possible.
- There is no 2.
- If you're reading this, good work. You've done well, Skywalker.
- Comments are encouraged, I believe, as it will further the study of the course itself with regard to interaction and shared creation in the digital medium that is the interwebery (TM, patent pending).
- We're professionals here, so let's keep things relatively civil so we land great jobs and have plenty to discuss when we're sipping cognac, prune juice, or Romulan Ale by the fireside in our 150s.
- You are number six.
- I am not a number, I'm a free man!
- Do please click on the hyperlinks. They're cool and intertextual and meta and stuff.
- I will frequently makeup words and phrases that come off sounding incredibly fake, absurd, or useless like shinanigansy USC football